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Arizona Speedbump 

I'm glad you had a good time at dinner, how about a Arizona Speedbump for dessert?

Arizona Pinstripe

These are horizontal scratches that run from the front fender to the rear quarter panel. These scratches are frequent when off-roading in the Arizona Desert.
When I was driving down a dry wash, I got Arizona Pinstripes when I got too close to the bushes.
Arizona Pinstripe by "Big" Chris October 5, 2006

Arizona Diamond Dick

Where you pass a kidney stone in a girl's mouth while getting a blowjob.
Cody: "Hey guys, I just found out i have kidney stones."

Aaron: "You should give your girlfriend a Arizona Diamond Dick."

Cody: "What's that?"

Aaron: "Its where you pass a kidney stone while your girlfriend gives you head."

Cody: "That's disgusting!!"

Aaron: "I know."

Arizona Air Conditioner

This is when a female puts two ice cubes in her Vagina and queefs in her partners face, while they are eating her out.
Babe, it's so damn hot out. Maybe you can give me an Arizona Air Conditioner tonight and we can both cool off a bit.

Arizona pipeline 

When a person defacates into a condom. Then puts it in a boiling pot of water with some salt (for a burning sensation). Puts the condom in the boiling pot with salt for 20 minutes. Then proceeds to shove it up one anus HOT!!.
Dammmit I wish I could just flash boil these.

Just use a flamethrower for the Arizona pipeline

Arizona Collision

When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.
Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.