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Toddler Test 

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss
"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"

toddler nod

Subtly nodding to show engagement in conversation as seen from small toddlers and interviewer Andrew Callaghan from channel 5 news.
You see how this interviewer is hitting them with the classic toddler nod?
toddler nod by Laidbackluke August 25, 2022

twat toddler 

A male who has had sex less than 3 times
Dude stop bein such a twat toddler and go get laid.. alot
twat toddler by fukness December 24, 2013

grandma toddler 

When you do your hair so that it appears to be a mix between Honey Boo Boo and one of the Golden Girls.
When Megan looked in the mirror after curling her hair she exclaimed, "Oh shoot! I look like a Grandma Toddler!"
grandma toddler by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013

sloppy toddler 

When you give head to somebody with a very small, toddler size penis using a lot of saliva.
“How was your date last night?”
NEVER AGAIN! He asked for a sloppy toddler!”

big toddler 

A big toddler is an Abdl person who acts like a toddler but is really an adult.
Come on girl, we can’t do this right now! Go back into adult mode and I’ll play big toddler with u later!
big toddler by Big baby 1.1 November 11, 2018