Tactical Collision 

A fancy, and professional way of saying that you are going to ram something on the battlefield.or other situation.

man 1"Sir, what do we do? weapons systems are down and the enemy ship is tearing us apart!"
man 2 " I am gonna have to go for a tactical collision"
man 1 "Wait, you are going to ram them? you crazy!"

Tactical Collision by cod player47,956,1234 December 14, 2016

Tactical Piss 

When you’re in an epic gamer moment and you have to pee. So you take your mic with you to listen to callouts.

*playing any game*
Fuck I gotta pee hold up let me take a tactical piss
*piss stream hitting toilet bowl water*

Tactical Piss by MmmCereal January 27, 2019

tactical gaming shorts 

Shorts typically intended for working out or team sports such as basketball which have been repurposed for comfort and ventilation during gaming. They are also the lowest tier of pants which a man can reasonably wear in public while going to a convenience store.

I just want change into my tactical gaming shorts, it's too hot in my apartment from my video card to wear jeans.

tactical gaming shorts by Professor Fatbot October 13, 2021

Shit-tastic 

An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.

your bro- "Dude i just saw your girlfriend blowing your boss."

you- "Well isnt that Shit-tastic!

Shit-tastic by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011

Tactical Dump 

Often abbreviated and betterly known as TD, the most famous of the 'D family.
This is when you feel a need maybe after eating, or may need to in the near future, you would take a 'tactical dump' to avoid having to dump later when there may not be a toilet or even be put in an awkward place or position, if used properly this would rule out 'power dumping' but as the rules of 'dumping' have yet be perfected this is not the case.

Mum to son:- We'v got a long journey ahead take a Tactical Dump before we leave ther may not be a toilet stop before we arrive

Football manager to players :- take a TD before the game, dont want any of you shitting yourselves on the pitch

Im about to go clubbing better TD before i leave so i dont have to sit down in the grimey toilets in there.

Tactical Dump by D' Family April 8, 2009

tactical welch 

Ending your stream because of mean comments

Dude lospollostv pulled a tactical welch a few nights ago hes such a faggot.

tactical welch by PapaWenis March 7, 2017

tactical chunder 

When on a heavy drinking session the bloated feeling of too much liquid can be removed and loss of control to huge drunkeness can be avoided by voluntarily being sick otherwise known as going for a tactical chunder.

I have just been to the toilet for a tactical chunder

tactical chunder by Adam Forsyth September 14, 2006