New Hampshire Ape Fest 

When a white lady in New Hampshire get's attacked by three to fourteen black men and is dragged into the hills for 48 hours of non-stop ass eating.

Lad 1: So where did Rebecca go last night?

Lad 2: Didn't you hear, the monkey men got her ass back in Laconia.

Lad 1: What did they do to her?

Lad 2: They had a New Hampshire Ape Fest.

Lad 1: NONOnoooooooooooono!!!!!!!!!!11

New Hampshire Ape Fest by Thitherurtian August 10, 2018

Manchester New Hampshire 

Manchester New Hampshire is the biggest city in New Hampshire with many attractions and things to do .. but on the other hand violence and crime has been rising sense 2017.. Massachusetts being a neighboring state with a known crime rate sense the 1900’s , alot of gangs and criminally charged people have moved to manchester and surrounding cities from Massachusetts ..three of the most known and criminally engaged gangs thats have been around New Hampshire are Gangster Disciples and Insane Gangster disciples (Nationwide Street Gang) also Crips .. now in days manchester has been one of the less safe and liked areas around NH

Manchester New Hampshire is becoming bad in its days ..

Manchester New Hampshire by District Attorney June 2, 2021

rochester , new hampshire 

Just a bunch of wack bullfuck all the way around.

Every time i go to Rochester , new hampshire its awful

rochester , new hampshire by jewlewcrew June 25, 2017

new hampshire bumpkin 

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

new hampshire bumpkin by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

New Hampshire Army National Guard 

Always Ready. Always There.

Citizen Soldiers typically drill once a month and receive full tuition waived at New Hampshire State Schools. We're Doctors, Nurses, teachers, students, firefighters, police officers, state troopers, college professors, coaches, plumbers, contractors, business owners, journalists, etc. We're people who have important jobs in our communities who have decided that we ALSO want to stay fully qualified in a SECOND career to serve our country. We have given up our time with our families and time off from our civilian careers for training and drills. We somehow manage to do two things very successfully. And we think that's pretty "cool".

Dude, that New Hampshire Army National Guard soldier is literally getting paid to go to college. They must be their parents favorite child.

New Hampshire Army National Guard by jollyranger December 21, 2016

New Hampshire kiss 

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal

My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.

New Hampshire kiss by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019

New Hampshire 

Most horrible place in the states. Either schizophrenic libertarians or Manchvegas heroin addicts. There is sometimes an overlap with those groups. Awful.

*HEH* *HOUGH* HEY TOMMY MAYBE WE COULD SWING BY NEW HAMPSHIRE SO WE COULD GET OUR BLACK TAR FIX *HOUGH* *HAEH*

New Hampshire by Gnome Chomski September 18, 2021