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Old Luggage 

The impossibly tanned and bespeckled senior citizens that sunbake at the beach or pool in skimpy swimmers. Also found at nude beaches everywhere, much like luggage washed ashore from a sinking cruise ship.
"Get your ass down here, the water's gorgeous! Just ignore the old luggage and throw on some sun block."
Old Luggage by Paul L'astname March 9, 2013

nuggage luggage 

a bag for your weed
just bought a dank OZ, brah, these phat nuggs need some nuggage luggage!

Butt Luggage 

Anna: That girl has a big ass.
Brenna: She does have some junk in the trunk.
Jules: Ladies, it's call butt luggage and it's beautiful!

Carryon luggage 

When you're plowing a girl in the ass, and you then proceed to stick your balls in her pussy.
Dude, I totally brought some carryon luggage last night with that girl from the party.
Carryon luggage by JonnyRockett August 7, 2019

Chicago Luggage 

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.
ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!
Chicago Luggage by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024

kentucky luggage 

did you sleep with brenda and did she bring your kentucky luggage
kentucky luggage by fjk4573 December 13, 2024