nanny 911 

To discipline someone by using the back of your hand to put them in their place.

I had to Nanny 911 Steve because he was pissing me off. I hope he liked 5 across the eyes.

nanny 911 by sandrocker February 11, 2007

Reno 911

The stupidest police show on comedy central. It is like COPS but it all takes place in Reno County. All the police officers in the Reno County Sheriff's department are either racist, or sexist to one another.

Officer Garcia: I beleve that there are two types of Muslims; first there is the regular Muslim, the terrorist Muslim, and there is the Black muslim, the recist Muslim.

The Reno 911 episode where Reinesha Williams converts to Islam and tries to changes everyone in the Reno county sheriff's department

Reno 911 by Le Mans July 1, 2005

pop a 911 

to hit a cop; to pop a cop

“hey did you hear what lady gaga said? pop a 911!”

“yep we letting pigs fly this year!”

pop a 911 by spicypacks August 28, 2020

Rule 911 

Theres always a terrorist in any cities.

Dude 1: Did you heard about 9/11 incident ?
Dude 2: Rule 911

Rule 911 by MickealJefferson July 6, 2011

chicken 911

when the eggs crack but you have no windex

"Oi mum we gotta chicken 911 in the kitchen!!!"

chicken 911 by Anne Shurise March 13, 2018

Rule 911 

A joke from Just a Robot's video "Why are Caillou Gets Grounded videos a thing?"
Where he jokingly said that because there is Rule 34 and 63 there should be a rule 911
"If it exists there is a GoAnimate version of it"

Robot1: Why am I seeing all these GoAnimate videos?
Robot2: Rule 911, bot, Rule 911

Rule 911 by KTech May 9, 2018

SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

SCP-911-J by dr.die October 7, 2021