Sweetness Fes Hairy Zero Cool 

Well "hairy" means awesome, as well as "zero cool". So that makes it twice as cool! And "sweetness" inhances it even more! As for "fes"... I have no clue where that came from =P I didn't make that part up! So you put it all together, and it's this totally AMAZING, ROCKING word!!!!!!!!!!!

Llama's are definitely "sweetness fes hairy zero cool"!!!

Sweetness Fes Hairy Zero Cool by Jo Rempel December 7, 2006

Unholy Hairy 

Where you stick your penis in a girls nose and jizz in it.

Hello there, would you like an UNHOLY HAIRY?

Unholy Hairy by Mark stiegs May 2, 2006

sugar hungry hairy fatty 

Someone who eat (and sometimes steals) sugar food and pastry desserts to eat them to get fattier and is also an hairy person.

What the hell is she doing eating all these desserts?

Oh her? It's normal she's a sugar hungry hairy fatty..

sugar hungry hairy fatty by Frntd March 7, 2011

Shaven Haven or Hairy Mary 

A hairy mary refers to the growth of a women's pubic hair surrounding the vagina whereas a shaven haven is when there is no hair at all due to shaving, waxing or laser therapy. 'Hairy Mary' tens to be made fun of as the name connotes virginity and lack of beauty when in actual fact either amount of hair can be favoured.

Sam: I can't choose between a shaven haven or hairy mary.
Michael: Well you can have them bare like the magazines or natural like the rest of us, but I don't think you can choose those things about a girl mate.

Shaven Haven or Hairy Mary by knowitallabouttheinside June 27, 2012

Dirty Hairy

When a girl is shaving your pubes off and is feverishly jacking you off so you dont have a panic attack she's about to cut your balls off, however since there is shaving cream involved and loads and loads of ball hair, the hair works it's way up to the head of the penis, so it looks like your dick is wearing a toupee,

She was shaving my balls because she likes the turtle shell effect, but I had so much hair on my nuts it turned into a dirty hairy.

Dirty Hairy by MyMotherDidntLoveMeEnoughBread June 14, 2010

old hairy meat flap 

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

old hairy meat flap by First class krew March 28, 2008

very hairy berry patch 

Unshaven vagina with crabs.

That girl is so dirty i bet shes got a very hairy berry patch.

very hairy berry patch by Anonymous April 14, 2003