"Off the Camel" 

A phrase or statement refering to one who is in denial - Denial, being a River in Egypt (D' Nile).

Bob: I saw you copping a look at the new girl in I.T there,
Ted: No way, she's a dweeb!
Bob: C'mon, face it you're "Off the Camel" man!!

"Off the Camel" by CraigInRammy November 8, 2007

Key Camel 

-noun: A male between the ages of 18 - 33 who is given the keys (in addition to other accessories) by his girlfriend/wife due to the fact that they do not want to carry it themselves.

"Adrian became Erna's key camel when she decided that her pockets would not look as pretty with keys inside."

Key Camel by Mohandes Taheri August 1, 2009

pernicious camel toe

1.anatomical feature in some females of the human species whereby their genitals overhang the boundaries of their clothing, causing damage to the crotch region of their pants.

2. camel toe} so obnoxiouly obvious that you can't help to stare (see Lady Gaga})

If it weren't for her pernicious camel toe, she wouldn't have to buy new jeans every 3 months.

pernicious camel toe by El on Wheels April 5, 2010

Reversed camel tail

Its when a fat womans pussy is so protruding it creates a camel tail between her butt cheeks.

oh god her reversed camel tail is staring at me again.

Reversed camel tail by awbz tha villain September 29, 2011

Fire Camel 

The act of covering your genitalia with hot sauce, then receiving fellatio from another party.

Girl 1: "Yeah, Johnny made me do the Fire Camel last night."
Girl 2: "Oh my god! That's terrible!
Girl 1 : "Well, at least it tasted better than Taco Bell."

Fire Camel by flamingcamel January 12, 2012

pouncing camel

A pouncing Camel is when an extreamly horny camel visioulsy attacked a croud of people then begins to lick the dingleberrys of its victims

dude I was walking down the street when I saw a pouncing camel.

Your mom told me I was like a pouncing camel

pouncing camel by Flying monkey tits February 6, 2014

faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

faux camel toe by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014