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we need to talk 

a bit like that metaloaf song...two outta three.....

"i want u,
i need you,
but there's just no way i'm ever gonna love you u
now don't be sad, two outta three ain't bad."

u fit, u nice, u ain't my fit...fook arf"..
e.g. the fact that u keep telling me i am nowhere as sexy as HER yet i'm less moral. my fucking bass never cheated on me.....fuck u , ur momma 2 and yer daddy!"
we need to talk by dj vixxxen March 19, 2004

We need to talk 

May sound innocent. but can mean anything from "your mother died" to " you need to stop snorting cocaine. It's ruining the funeral"
Her: we need to talk.

Him: is it about the crocs in bed?

Her: "iS It aBouT tHe crOcS iN bED" ofcourse it'ss about the crocs allen.
We need to talk by ליהי October 3, 2020

We need to talk 

The most powerful spell from the book Arcanis Arcanum Vol. VIII. It has 12 chapters describing it. It said it could break anything, relationships, the Earth and the Universe. Practice of this spell is actually legal. If someone chants it, that means ur screwed.
Susan: We need to talk.
The universe: *explodes*
We need to talk by mutenoMIC November 22, 2020

We need to talk 

We need to talk, I'm seeing another man.
We need to talk by Therealfive June 15, 2024

We need to talk.... 

If these words come out of ANYONE'S mouth your pretty much fucked. Parents,naggy-ass wives, just nags. THINK FAST, or just run for your damn life, and pray to god he/she dont find you!
Mother: "we need to talk...."
Child: -thought 'aw fuck'

We need to talk. 

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."
"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.