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Pubg mobile 

Well for the lame ass player's who doesn't have an IOS device.
Pubg mobile player:Yo pubg mobile is better than fortnite
Fortnite mobile player:You hate the game because you don't have an APPLE phone.
Audience:😂😂😂

pubg leach 

The wet fart squad member in PUBG who sits at the back saying he can’t see people while his team gets killed just so he can stay safe and steal all their stuff.
Jon Keane is a pussy pubg leach
pubg leach by Magni et Modi February 17, 2018

pubg pan 

An overpowered cast iron pan that can block .338 lapua in game, yet in real life, can’t stop a .45 ACP
Jay: Dude how did you not die?

Bryan: The guy hit the pan

Jay: The PUBG pan is OP
pubg pan by Aligator9000 June 13, 2018

PUBG player 

££: Hey why do you think Fortnite is bad?
÷÷: Ugh... it is so unrealistic...

££: Its overrating is kind of annoying but come on I'm not willing to take a NASA supercomputer to run PUBG...

÷÷: Your computer sucks then,
££: A game doesn't have to realistic to be good I don't understand a PUBG player

PUBG Player 

Specifically, if your IGN is PewツPaɴda, you're literally garbage and you'll never reach ace.
Guy 1: PewツPaɴda is the worst PUBG Player I've ever seen
Guy 2: Same.
When playing PUBG Battle Royal, you get royaly fucked over by the game in ANY way it can fuck you over.
Press F to get in a car, does not work press it again, does not work, press F the third time, you get into the car and out the other side... then hit by your other team mate driving past....
You throw a grade using the red guide line to get through a window. Instead of following the line, it is offset and comes back to kill you & your team mate.
You are running through the blue zone in phase 4 and finally find a car on Mirrarmar. You get in press W and SHIFT SOOO HARD you snap your keyboard and the vecihal glitches and Cherry Poppin's you into the air to your dead.
You have been PUBG'd
Player 1 (Yellow): "Dude, I cannot get out of this building!!"
Player 4 (Green): "But I saw you blow a hole in the side with a sticky bomb. The exit you made is right here!"
Player1 (Yellow): "The wall has gone back to being solid brick. I cannot get out."
Player 4 (Green): - runs through opening in wall and drops Yellow Player 1 another sticky bomb. " Here, use this to get out"
Player 1 (Yellow): "Sweeet, thanks dude!!" - Picks up the sticky, equips, throws at brick wall, passes straight through solid wall. "FAARRRRKK!! I cannot get out. I am traped and it is Phase 6"
Player 1 (Yellow) dies to the blue zone. His team mate follows suit and dies, by sticking around to help a mate, shortly there after.....

Player 1 (Yellow): I have been PUBG'd"
Player 4 (Green): "We have been PUBG'd, my dude"
PUBG'd by G_Train September 10, 2021