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meatball head 

n.

One with a strange hair style consisting of two balls of hair on one's head, with long hair flowing from said balls of hair. This especially pertains to a sailor moon reference, as the term was created by the (horribly) dubbed version of the show.

"You know, no offense Serena, but you've got the funniest hair. Looks like a pair of meatballs!"
"Meatballhead! Don't go in there alone! You'd probably get lost in your own closet!" - Darien to Serena.
meatball head by Pancake December 23, 2003

Meatball Neighborhood 

A community or area with a large population of Italians or people of Italian descent.
Tony moved to the meatball neighborhood of New York because he missed nonna's cooking.

meatball pocket 

a meatball pocket is when you are doing a girl in the ass and then you jam you nuts into her butthole
tom gave his girlfriend a meatball pocket the other night
meatball pocket by tb22 May 1, 2006

Meatball Hailstorm 

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.
Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

meatball day 

When someone drinks so fucking much on a Sunday that they are unable to function on Monday. Work and any other other "real-life" responsibilities are of the least concern during a meatball day. Meatball day > 8 beers in an afternoon. Meatball days generally result in PTMDS (Post Traumatic Meatball Day Stress) through Thursday of the following week. PTMDS completely resides by Friday afternoon at 3:00.
meatball day by Dan Victor November 23, 2013

meatball monster 

A guy that is so jacked that his muscles refrain him from placing his arms at his sides. They often can be seen in groups at the gym where they lift together and flex in front of the mirrors. Their massive size can be very intimidating, especially for normal sized men.
Yesterday I was at the gym when a meatball monster threw a dumbbell through the ceiling.
meatball monster by Robby Fresh April 11, 2008