Un-earned Cuddle

The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.

I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.

Un-earned Cuddle by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010

Crunchyroll and Cuddle 

To hang out with another to watch anime using Crunchyroll with the purpose of having sex. The weeaboo equivalent of "netflix and chill".

M: Hey you want to come over to my house so we can catch the latest episode of Naruto?

F: Crunchyroll and cuddle?
M: Dattebayo!

Crunchyroll and Cuddle by risarisa November 25, 2015

cuddle box

A contraption primarily made to hold cows, was developed to be used on stressed people.

can be used as either an insult: go abck to your CUDDLE BOX

or prescribed by a docter " i think you should try using a cuddle box to relieve that stress"

cuddle box by matteyy March 30, 2009

cuddle-truffle 

A term of endearment denoting softness, lovableness, and warm fuzzies.

"Annie is my little cuddle-truffle!"

cuddle-truffle by jackngeo November 19, 2013

cuddle gut 

Like the soft, cushy wonder of a pillow, the cuddle gut is the perfect layer of extra fat carried by men that is required for a woman to comfortably cuddle.

"He has too much muscle, I need a man with a cuddle gut"
"Cuddle buddy wanted, cuddle gut required"

Muscles aren't for me, I need a man with a cuddle gut

cuddle gut by Jewels19 November 23, 2014

cuddle coma 

The state of Physical being that happens after a long night of an intense cuddling session. Symptoms include: sweating, inability to wake up to an alarm clock, impaired cognitive skills, lateness to work, and a dwindling Sick Leave Balance.

That cuddle session was so good last night, I was in a cuddle coma this morning.

cuddle coma by Jaymo007 May 11, 2016

ninja cuddle 

the act of sneaking up on someone very quietly and cuddling them without them expecting it.

I <3 ninja cuddles :)

ninja cuddle by gunpowder gertie August 11, 2009