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Nigerian barges 

Fake accounting, imaginary financial transactions.

Inspired by the huge Enron financial scandal, in which six former Enron
executives were charged with conspiracy for alleged involvement in a
December 1999 deal in which a loan from Merrill Lynch was disguised as
a sale of Nigerian barges so Enron could appear to have met earnings
targets.
Why do I get the feeling our accountant is playing with Nigerian barges here?
Nigerian barges by JerrySmile January 22, 2004
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1. A combination of "blah" and "argh," generally used to describe boredom or frustration.

2. Boredom to the extreme of physical pain.
Blarg by Mobutu November 5, 2003

Blixa Bargeld 

A musician best known for being one of the bad seeds in Nick Cave's band Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds. He left the group in 2002 because of Einstürzende Neubauten, his german avant garde group. Blixa has a very sexy german accent and is beautiful even though he has gained some pounds since the 80's when his sexiness was at its zenith.
Blixa Bargeld, Einstürzende Neubauten
Blixa Bargeld by Suparplum October 26, 2010

blargity flarg shnarg

A phrase that you use when you don't know what else to say.
Umm? Blargity flarg shnarg.
blargity flarg shnarg by Avishmail September 1, 2010
1. something to say if you're confused and you can't think of a logical response.

2. something to say if you're feeling frustrated.
1. smart person: Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.

you (stupid person): uhh.. blargh..?

2. GAH!! Jimmy clogged the toilet again! BLARGH!!
blargh by n o r t h September 4, 2006
A commonly used word made by losers who have no life and waste their time making definitions for urban dictionary. Can mean anything.
What the blargin was that?
You are so blargin ugly!
Wow, thats just blargin.
That chick is the blargin.
blargin by bs0l March 8, 2005
To be tricked, to talk your way out of something.
That bastard blagged me into a field and then he fingered me
I just blagged my way out of cheating on my bitch
blagged by The Daddy March 13, 2003