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Colombian Snowblower 

When your eating cocaine out of your partners ass, and they fart causing a cloud that looks like snow being pushed out of a snowblower.
Dude I was eating nose candy out of Tina’s ass, when she farted giving me a Colombian snowblower

Snowblower 

When a man ejaculates into a woman and she sits on his face and queefs.
My girlfriend gave me a snowblower as she rode my face.
Snowblower by SuperLabMan August 21, 2023

Ohio snowblower 

When a individual blows their nose into a vagina.
I can't believe he gave me a ohio snowblower.
Ohio snowblower by Boredbuddy January 17, 2024

Chicago Snowblower 

A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.
"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"

Northwest snowblower 

When you're fucking in a parking lot during a snowstorm and she slides across the pavement while you are pounding her for all you've got
I saw Jesse giving Stacy a Northwest snowblower at 2 :30 in the morning on January 3rd

Saskatchewan Snowblower 

The act of wraping your lips around anothers nose and forcing air from your lungs into their nose causing a horible growling noise, as if one was throttling a snowblower through powder snow, usualy disguised as a kiss.
Mark: Lets kiss!
Linda: If you give me another Saskatchewan Snowblower you are dead to me.
Mark: nevermind...