Caillou 

A bald child in a Canadian television show, which thank god got cancelled. Caillou bullies other children, physically harms his parents, and probably swore in a deleted episode. Caillou is a great example for children of all ages! Watch Caillou today! (Wait it is deleted)

Mom: Caillou, time for dinner!
Caillou: The heck it isn’t idiot. I’m play with my dinos, now do die in a hole.

Caillou by Nekedmolerat September 27, 2021

Caillou 

Caillou is great he is cool😎😎😎 don't mess with Caillou he is swaggg 😎😎😎😎

My cat is a Caillou

Caillou by My name is taken i'm Coco btw January 9, 2022

Caillou 

Something even Jesus wouldn't forgive.

I want to dropkick that abomination of a child that is called Caillou and blame it on his parents.

Caillou by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA September 8, 2022

Caillou 

Insult used to describe an autistic manchild riddled with cancer who cannot live without their parents. One of the worst slurs you can call a person, the N Word to humanity.

“Bro, you need to move out of the house, you’re being a total Caillou right now.”

Caillou by DrewHandle April 1, 2023

Caillou 

The worst show ever

It’s the worst show ever it’s called Caillou

Caillou by Rainbowboiii June 2, 2023

Caillou 

A 4 year old devils spawn from Canada. When it doesn’t get its way, it throws a cancerous tantrum that can blow the eardrums of even deaf people. The brat even got its own T.V. Show to spread the cancer that he is unto innocent children and depressed single mothers. Thankfully PBS canceled the shit hole of a show saving MILLIONS of innocent lives. This may be proof that god actually exists.

Doctor: we just got the diagnosis in, you have a tumor in your brain. When did you start getting your first symptoms?
Mother: I started noticing after I showed my kid Caillou.
Doctor: makes sense.

Caillou by BodiButter September 18, 2023

Caillou 

An insufferable imp of a child with a low-testosterone father and doormat mother who allow him to do anything he wants.

Most Millennials are raising Caillous.

"Hey dad, thanks for beating me as a child." -Someone who's not Caillou

Caillou by c_h_freeman October 26, 2024