British bellend

A British person with a bellend hairstyle who, when asked if they had fun clubbing last night, responds "Yeahhh mate it was fair." They are commonly found on British university campuses and private schools. When they laugh it turns into high-pitched grunting.

That guy looks like the typical British bellend!

British bellend by shart95 January 16, 2015

sac it like a massive bellend

To end/terminate an action

I hate this job, lets sac it like a massive bellend.

sac it like a massive bellend by Alex Reinwalt June 11, 2006

Super Bellend 

A super bellend is a someone who has very crazy hair almost like an afro, some may call it a jewfro. This person also likes to go out with ginger people.

My flat mate last year was a super bellend.

Super Bellend by Osama Bin Bellend July 14, 2011

nee message jarra bellend

usually just written as nmjb, jarra being local slang for Jarrow, a particularly deprived area of Gateshead with some right radgies, most of them entirely unable to reliably connect to an enterprise message bus.

He's not getting any messages? Nah it's not a bug he's just a nee message jarra bellend.

nee message jarra bellend by loadsamessages January 13, 2023

taffy bellend 

a combination of two words to form a strong Welsh insult. Taffy- a derrogitory term for welsh people... the equivilant of, possibly even worse, than calling an affrican-american a nigger... and bellend being the tip of a penis. One might a call a dumb welsh fuck a taffy bellend.

That was a great game but, its a shame that ref was a bloody taffy bellend.

taffy bellend by Aleem August 8, 2007

You Bellend 

Officially a motto

Oi why have you broken that...
You Bellend

You Bellend by LMBestie May 8, 2023

cheesey bellend 

A cheesey bellend is an everyday house hold item. It is often enjoyed as a warm snack for replenishing salts and proteins. Cheesey bellends are available at most retail outlets upon request for example asda or tesco.

Mmmmmm this cheesey bellend is real salty today, good job I worked out before eating this cheesey bellend so I get use of the protein.

cheesey bellend by roger the rogerer July 31, 2011