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Gift Ambush 

When both parties agree not to give gifts for an occasion, (usually Xmas) and then one of the parties gives one anyway (with or without warning/malice/regard)
I told my uncle Whatshisname to NOT give me a gift this year, but the fucker gift ambushed me. I chopped him in the neck, so we are even.
Gift Ambush by UrbanAmanO January 6, 2009

golden ambush

When a guy convinces a girl to go down on him and when she pulls it out, he pisses in her face.
"Jane smelled like urine after Tarzan gave her a golden ambush"

Houdini Ambush 

The act of fucking a girl doggie style while having a friend watch porn in a closet that you are facing. when your friend is ready to bust have him knock on the door. once you are also ready to go, pull out, spit on her back, and yell. Your friend will come out of the closet while the girl turns around and you nut in her face. when she turns away from you your friend will be right behind her and will ambush her with a nut shot.
Man me and my buddy houdini ambushed that bitch so bad last night, she never knew what was coming
Houdini Ambush by Chris Daughtry January 21, 2014

Purple Ambush 

When a black man tries to have anal sex with you without your permission.
I was walking down the road and dropped a quarter, when i bent down to get it, a black man purple ambushed me!

appalachian ambush 

when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and before he cums he pulls out his dick from her pussy and drops spit on her ass crack at the same time to make her think he is done then when she turns around to finish him off he blasts her in the face with his jizz
appalachian ambush by papajapeto September 11, 2010

Checkout Charity Ambush 

Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?
John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?

Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!