morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.

I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.

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morning b's

Bong hits done first thing in the morning, usually before breakfast or even before your feet hit the floor.

I didn't have any classes today, so we did morning b's!

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Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.

That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.

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morning wood is the raging boner a guy has when he wakes up -- he HAS to jack off!

Oh fuck! I've got morning wood! Got to rub one out - hope I don't miss the school-bus!

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To move slickly from one place to another.

To moje:-
"Moje your ass over here"

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A mid morning break invented by the Disability Employment Network.

Would you like a scone to go with your morning tea?

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That first-thing-in-the-morning erection, experienced right after you wake up.

After a hot dream about Bea Arthur, I woke up and saw I had a raging morning cucumber. But no Bea Arthur. Damn!

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