Hot and crusty 

Hot and crusty is a sexual position which is uses by both men and women to stimulate their partner. One rubs their feet against the bed to create friction and then uses said foot to stimulate their partners genitalia. The heat caused by the friction leads to the "hot," while the "crusty" is a reference to the bunions, calluses, and or fungus on the person feet. Hot and crusty can also refer to a small bakery/eatery.

Dude I would love for that babe to five me a hot and crusty

hey we should visit a hot and crusty for some chocolate donuts

Hot and crusty by Schmerman January 27, 2011

Captain Crusty 

A Captain Crusty is a commonly used term for a girl who has enough layers of STDs that she sheds what looks like cornbread dropping wherever she goes. These droppings are actually layers of the vaginal skin and mons pubis skin that are decaying and rotting off due to excessive or "loose" use of the vagina.

This condition can also be transferred via sexual or oral intercourse and can result in shedding similar discharge on the tongue and penal/vaginal region. Participants with these type are suggested to use extreme caution.

Man, that girl was a Captain Crusty for sure. I wouldn't dive into that if there was a gun to my head.

What are those little droppings in your panties? Oh....She's a Captain Crusty....

Captain Crusty by AntiCrustyMvmnt April 16, 2010

dusty crusty dustbowl 

A severely dry vagina

That bitch has a dusty crusty dustbowl!

Beware of the dusty crusty dustbowl.

dusty crusty dustbowl by sa225 February 11, 2009

cum crusty 

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, the head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

cum crusty by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008

Rusty Crusty.

The build up of brown malicious content in your underpants. Once the phenomena has grown bigger than your fist set your underpants down upon the radiator and let them dry. Soon you will be using your crust for many household tasks.

Guest: Hey this is some realy good cake, The chocholate sprinkles are fantastic.

You: LOL. Your Eating My Rusty Crusty.

Rusty Crusty. by VENOM 647 January 12, 2009

the only un-crusty burger 

the one guy thats unlike all the rest

Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger

the only un-crusty burger by abbyw January 27, 2009

vagina crusty 

although the word seems to describe a crusty old vagina, it is actually a really cool nickname for someone with the name gina. Although they might not like it, its hilarious.

yo that girl vagina crusty is so awesome man!

or

I wish my name was Gina so I could be called Vagina Crusty!

vagina crusty by bgigzyo September 20, 2011