Carthage College of Liberal Arts 

Sandwiched between Chicago and Milwaukee this small liberal arts college is known for its disgruntled student body, beautiful campus, regular food poisoning outbreaks, and vicious Canadian Geese.

"I graduated from Carthage College of Liberal Arts."

"No way! In Kenosha Wisconsin? And you were happy you went?"
"Yep! One of the few who was happy. My freshman year I lost 10 pounds the food was so bad."

Carthage College of Liberal Arts by The Creative Dyslexic August 3, 2021

Piss of a liberal day 

November 17th national piss of a liberal day. Any way you want call them a libtard call them a faggot call them child sniffers call them retarded. No one cares it's national piss of a liberal day

Hunter: it's November 17th you know what that means.

Joe: I have no clue

Hunter: it's national piss of a liberal day. I'm gonna call a liberal a libtard for the rest of the day

Piss of a liberal day by Libtard_hater November 16, 2022

literally 

unless you say 'literally' people generally won't get what you are saying.

Dang! That tastes like crap, but not literally of course.

literally by Orange Hat July 9, 2005

Liberals 

also known as "democrats," or "the left," they believe in socialism; such as free health care, open borders, and taxing the rich. however, free health care does not allow competition to arise between other health care groups, and competition is essential for a healthy economy. sneaking into the country does not make someone an "immigrant" any more than breaking into someone's house makes you a "part of the family." taxing the rich won't help either, since they pay for their luxuries through businesses, not through personal cash, since they do not work for anyone.

Liberals everywhere are protesting our president, but it isn't going to change anything. They think their petty insults will make the president resign.

Liberals by the dankest of the dank memes February 18, 2017

Liberal

A liberal is someone whose mind is so open their brains have fallen out. Their left-leaning political agenda is based mostly on emotion, rather than logic, and most have very un-biblical views of what is morally right or wrong.

When a conservative politician gets in trouble, it's usually over policy. When a liberal politician gets in trouble, it's usually because he couldn't "keep it in his pants".

Liberal by Religious Right April 24, 2011

Fuck liberals 

A phrase used by the week of intellect. Should always be replaced with Fuck Bush. Because he is an idiot.

This guy was all "Fuck liberals!" So I took off my hemp neckalace and strangled him with it.

Fuck liberals by A Goddamn Liberal February 8, 2005

liberal

1. Someone who complains a lot.
2. Makes their girlfriend and aluminum necklace.
3. Gets a flat tire when gets called out.
4. Lazy society.

5. Owner/operator.

Wow Jordan, have you heard from rich lately? Hopefully he is done wiping his liberal tears

liberal by Richard oceandoof August 24, 2017