vegetarian 

hey dickheads, dont say you arent a vegetarian if you eat eggs and milk. That would make you not a vegan dumbass. Look the fucking word up in the dictionary.

Vegetarian: "oh i'm a vegetarian"
other person: "really? do u eat eggs and milk?"
vegetarian: "yes, i'm not a vegan."

vegetarian by vegetariangirl June 13, 2006

Vegetarian 

one who smokes only Marijuana and nothing else, none of those othe drugs, fuck that shit, that shit is bad for you

Q:want some crack, get you high?

A: nah man, i'm strictly vegetarian

Vegetarian by Toekzy McVeigh December 15, 2004

vegetarian 

yo we dont start fucking beef, so we aint fucking scared of anyone who says they've got beef, cuz WE VEGETARIANS

if ur boyfriends got beef, telll him im a vegetarian and i aint fucking scared of him

vegetarian by SIR-COCKS-ALOT June 21, 2009

Vegetarian 

"Vegetarian," in a lesser-known sense of the word, refers to an ethnicity. Like other more commonly acknowledged minority groups, vegetarians are united by certain elements in their physical makeup (in this case, a general insufficiency of nutrients, such as iron and protein), and a shared heritage (vegetarians commonly view non-meat-eaters as their forefathers). Vegetarian, like, for example, "hispanic," refers to a large group of people who share a similar outlook on the world; this concept of possessing a common perspective is characteristic of ethnic groups. While members of other ethnic groups may share commonalities such as skin color and language, vegetarians share more internal commonalities, like the absence of certain foods being digested within their bodies.

Taken from the 2020 Census:

Please indicate your ethnicity using the options below.
- Hispanic
- Non-Hispanic
- Vegetarian

Vegetarian by AvocadosLiveInFrance November 3, 2011

vegetarian 

If you eat birds and marine animals, and any products made from animals, YOU ARE NOT A VEGETARIAN! And animal products include Jello, yogurt, ice-cream, butter, and eggs. Dumbass.

Vegetarian: I have been a vegetarian for eight years and I eat chicken, duck, fish, crabs, lobsters, shrimp, and oysters.
Meat Eater: (laughing) You are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: Yes I am.
Meat Eater: (pulls out biology book) Let's see here...(turns to bird anatomy) I certainly don't see plants with these kinds of organs...(turns to fish anatomy) or these organs...(turns to lobster anatomy) or these organs...(turns to oyster anatomy) or these organs. Have you even seen any of these animals while they are alive? What makes them so different from eating a dead cow or pig or sheep?
Vegetarian: (embarrased) Um...er...it's just that...um...I don't eat red meat, yeah and....um...red meat is blood meat..and..and..I DON'T LIKE BLOOD!
Meat Eater: But still you eat meat, and if you eat meat you are not a vegetarian.
Vegetarian: But..but..I AM! You're trying to deceive me!
Meat Eater: I'm deceiving you? You said you are a vegetarian but you eat meat. Both are contradictory.
Vegetarian: Fuck you! Fuck you and burn in Hell with your murderous meat eating evil (stabs Meat Eater with hidden knife).
Meat Eater: (groaning in pain) Wow. I thought vegetarians were actually peaceful, reasonable people.

vegetarian by sarcastic April 23, 2003

vegetarian 

A person wanting to avoid a potential conflict with another person who is accusing them of starting shit.

"Nigga what yall be sayin 'bout my car?!?"

"Yo I didn't say shit, I'm vegetarian, I ain't got no beef nigga."

vegetarian by MicL July 18, 2005

vegetarian 

Someone who doesn't eat meat. Meat can be taken out of context when defining this word.

Guy: Hey, can I have a blowjob? We've been going out for a month

Girl: Sorry, I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat meat.

vegetarian by FALCON PUNCHHHHH January 27, 2009