An acute but deadly
medical condition wherein one's lungs are saturated in jizz, jizzum,
knucklebabies or splooge (correct technical term in Europe and Asia minor). Termed shamrock lung do to the jizz attaching to the lungs eppiphillii in clusters of 4. When the afflicted person speaks, air is entrained causing the cluster of four sploogum to bubble and pop; resulting in a
definitive milky white shamrock pattern.