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Sexually Motivated Carjacking

A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.
"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"
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MOTIVATION IS THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD! :D
motivation by Weezy baby! (: November 19, 2011

motivation

You got some motivation?
motivation by thisiswore July 18, 2010

motivated 

person who seems to be highly interested in doing something. But in fact its the complete opposite. allows a person to take control of a situation and slack off
So who's motivated to complete this 2 week proposal in a day?
motivated by Josh the Sailor April 6, 2008

Motivation Madness May 

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck
Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

motivate 

to provide with a motive or
motives, incite, impel.
To top it off, the economic
resentments that motivate many
voters are relatively absent
among Asian-American voters.

His subsequent inability to get
equal time with his children
fueled a passion that continues to
motivate him years later
motivate by don ibas June 26, 2015

motivational talk 

1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis when the penis belongs to your boss
Thank you for the motivational talk this morning. I REALLY needed that!