Cunt of misery

An unusually evil, insidious, or vindictive cunt, almost always referring to a female. Someone who engages in tremendously damaging and selfish actions that cause misery to those around her but often result in her own advancement.

My horrible boss is the cunt of misery--she hates everyone who doesn't agree with her bullshit ideas and kiss her ass.

Cunt of misery by Total Simon August 12, 2009

Fort Misery 

Slang for Fort Myers, FL. A city in Lee County. It's next door neighbors are Cape Coma and No Fo. It's referred to by many as Fort Misery because it's an unbelievably boring town that has a knack of sucking you in and you can never escape.

Person A: "I wish I could move out of this town."
Person B: "You know that's not going to happen dipshit, you live in Fort Misery. There's no escaping this armpit of the nation."
Person A: "I know, it's like a black hole that you can never escape from. Anyone I've known to move away always ended up coming back..."

Fort Misery by John Boy28 January 15, 2009

Mount Misery and Mount Misery Road (new jersey)

Mount Misery Road is a long, winding road in the pinelands of south jersey. it just goes on and on and on and is rumored to never stop, just go around in circles. I've been down it before. It does go in circles. It's very creepy. Along it is the pinelands center, a methodist camp during the summer and a school environmental retreat during the school year. its one of the most amazing places on earth. the jersey devil and blond haired lady is fake. i went there on a school retreat. across the street from the cabin/dining hall area is a athletics field and the green cathedral. its not haunted. there are green benches and a cross because this is where the methodist kids who come there in the summer have sunday mass. its very beautiful. there are beautiful trails and lots of pine trees and animals. there is a huge lake that is amazing. its a really great place. there's a lot of scary rumors about it but they're not true. i've been there. i survived! its awesome!

mount misery and mount misery road (new jersey) is very creepy but awesome!

Mount Misery and Mount Misery Road (new jersey) by i<3anime July 3, 2011

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair 

N. When you wake up during the night and your friend is fucking your girlfriend with a tuba and some sour cream.

Wow, last night I awoke to the sound of a tuba and the smell of sour cream, leaned over and saw my girlfriend had both of those in her vagina. My friend Toby just gave my girlfriend the Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair!!!!!

Smoking Cock Gun of Misery and Despair by Twelve Bananas Yes...No May 26, 2009

coffee misery 

Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage

"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."

coffee misery by iknowthingsyoudont June 14, 2014

Cathy Bates from Misery 

To drag down a loved one for your own personal gain, as did Cathy Bates in the movie "Misery".

Damn girl, you told Ben you were pregnant so he'd stay with you? That's some straight up Cathy Bates from Misery shit!

Cathy Bates from Misery by 0/0\0 August 9, 2008

finger misery 

A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.

I hate finger misery and also pus! Blech!

finger misery by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017