cumtose intolerant 

when an emo boy keeps threatening to cum on you so you say your cumtose intolerant

"im gonna cum on you" -emo boy

"sorry :(( im cumtose intolerant" -me

cumtose intolerant by kurt cobains shotgun May 2, 2022

Factos Intolerant 

Unable to digest facts; Affected by Factos Intolerance.
Also known as being delusional

Stop denying the truth, you're factos intolerant!

Factos Intolerant by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

Crak-tose intolerant 

To possess a profound inability to withstand; or endure the company; or be in the presence of a meth-amphetamine user, more commonly known as a crackhead.

"Oh MY FUCKING GOD!"
"What up?"
"I've just been to the quacks to find out why I want to run every SECOND CUNT OVER & my test results have come back in"
"And?"
"I've tested positive for being Crak-tose intolerant"
"Yeah righto, that makes sense"

Crak-tose intolerant by Shirley Gassy December 4, 2022

Spicetose Intolerant 

Allergic to using spices in any and all forms of cooking.

"Lawry's and Cayenne? Are those Ashleigh's newborns names?"
A descriptive word for a certian group of people, originally coined by Robyn A on a Facebook post.

See also: Ghost Cracker, Salt Settlers, Mayosaipians.

Lucy, being spicetose Intolerant, definitely washed her chicken wings with soap before boiling them, served them bare with a side of room temperature ranch.

Spicetose Intolerant by Udk_mylife January 18, 2023

blacktose intolerant 

A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products

Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat cheesecake.

When I turned off the light, i couldnt see any thing except her teeth, she's so blacktose intolerant.

blacktose intolerant by One Rho March 23, 2008

Latino Intolerant 

Someone who cannot touch anyone of Mexican heritage without becoming sick. Like Lactose Intolerant but with Mexicans instead of milk.

"Yesterday some Mexican guy hugged Erika and she nearly puked. I think she's Latino Intolerant."

Latino Intolerant by DevSteve September 22, 2011

lactose intolerant 

1. When a girl (or guy?) wont swallow or spit semem, but just backs off instead.
2. i.e. Intolerant to jizz

"She was lactose intolerant so it ended up getting all over his boxers.

lactose intolerant by Hey Lee May 26, 2007