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Incognito Mode

Incognito Mode is a feature on Google Chrome that hides any browsing history and only keeps browser data for that session. For this reason, people commonly use it for consuming pornography online, or to look up anything they would be embarrassed to have other users of a device find out about; however, even if you use any form of private browsing, regardless of what browser you use, your internet service provider (ISP) can still view your activity, and your internet protocol (IP) address is still visible to the websites you visit. For this reason, it is recommended that you also use a virtual private network (VPN) for extra privacy.
I use Incognito Mode on Google Chrome to watch YouTube videos that I would be embarrassed to have anybody else who might have to use my phone, or computer, to find out that I watch, mostly Virtual YouTubers (Vtubers) and anime clips.
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Richie Incognito 

To sexually pleasure oneself in a covert manner. Often done during vacations or when sleeping in a room with other people. Usually done under the covers. Requires great dexterity and usually only undertaken by elite fappers. Originated from the former Miami Dolphins lineman Richie Incognito, who was known to masturbate profusely, though discretely, during football practice.
1. Samuel's girlfriend had been at a horse show for five days when his parents called for a surprise family vacation. With his sister in the room at the hotel, he was forced to Richie Incognito every night for a whole week.
2. Bored on the 10 hour transatlantic flight, Jabes Richie Incognito'd three times before his mother caught him and slapped him.
3. Richie Incognitoing is a commonplace at boarding schools.
Richie Incognito by jecksta October 14, 2014

guy incognito 

Homer Simpson's exact double, whom he saw lying unconcious outside of Moe's Tavern. Sadly, before Homer could find out who this individual was, he was distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.
"This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!"
guy incognito by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

you've gone incognito 

I really want to jack it but first let's copy the thing that chrome says and search it on Urban Dictionary *types you've gone incognito*

google chrome incognito

In other words: PORN TIME!
My parents aren't home tonight. Google Chrome Incognito!!!
google chrome incognito by Poobear September 14, 2013

geek incognito

The most evolved species of geek, capable of disguising itself and acting as pretty much any other human.

On the outside, a geek incognito looks like an average person: those between ages 15 and 25 usually dress like any other person, go to the same parties, drink as much booze as normal people do, hang out at the same bars, and sometimes they even hook up with some girls and end up getting some pussy.

However, once they return to their homes, they become a normal geek of any kind, whether it's a sci-fi geek, an otaku / wapanese, or a nerd. Some of them keep their bedrooms clean and without any geek adornment, in order to not scare away any visitor; some of them, on the other hand, prefer to have a geeky room to express themselves.

These geeks are usually the most highly revered species among the average geekdom, thanks to their ability to make love to the opposite sex.
Person 1: Have you seen Joseph? Last time I talked to him, he claimed to have nailed this girl at a pub!
Person 2: How come!? But he's such a big geek! He has a Dollfie in his desk, his shelves are full of anime DVDs and manga books, and he has j-pop in his iPod! He's even got some pics of himself cosplaying as Kenshin Himura at Otakon!
Person 1: Then I guess he's a geek incognito. Strange, huh?

homo incognito 

A person who hides their sexual relationships with members of the same sex from others.
Joe was afraid his parents would discover his relationship with Chris, so he was always homo incognito.
homo incognito by Curtis Kline March 30, 2008