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Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.
Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted

BOTTY BLASTED

When a male rockets their penis inside the rectal cavity of a male or female.
I botty blasted that THOT. Her batty will never be the same again. Her gusset is destroyed
BOTTY BLASTED by honest op December 20, 2016

Land blasted 

To get smashed in the ass
Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night
Land blasted by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018

Baja Blasted 

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.
"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"
Baja Blasted by RealNigga2000 August 22, 2018

slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.
Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...
slam blasted by slam blasted March 22, 2020

Master Blasted 

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging
When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.
Master Blasted by The Dirty October 2, 2012