glovers bakery 

the fictional bakery making quality lasagne and Thai curry.
ingredient monosodium gloverate has been known to cause parkinsons disease as well. Also has the secret ingredient tomgloverbiocarbons the secret ingredeint of the lasange...no joke!

Man:oh doc, that lasagne I just ate from glovers bakery was really nice,really well cooked.

Doctor: Indeed sir but I'm afraid you have parkinsons disease.
Man: Noooooooooooooo!

glovers bakery by Ms.Battydale January 3, 2009

Go to the bakery

To get baked.

Yo man, when are we going to the bakery?

I'm gonna go to the bakery tonight.

I called her up and she was at the bakery.

Go to the bakery by bromie January 15, 2009

fake bakery 

A place that you believe to be a bakery, but upon arrival you find out that it is not.

Girlfriend: Did you pick up the baked good from that bakery we saw on the way home?

You: Nope turned out it was a fake bakery.

fake bakery by Neipo July 22, 2010

at a bakery, about a pastry 

noun'ish. or verb'ish.

1) the initial 'aura smooth' feel when you're satisfied with how baked you are.

2) an unobstructed suave way to dish out that you're gonna go get high, if not already.

3) brainstorming ideas under the influizzle of that marijuizzle, motherfuckers.

4) nonchalantly dishing out (as to departure), while discreetly hinting the fact that you're only leaving to go off and get lifted.

@kanyewest: damn. (3 min pause) u the smoothest motherfucker alive! RT "@killenhersoftly: at a bakery, about a pastry."

-- yerrr.
what up what up --
-- finna go to a bakery about a pastry when i get off from work, u wit it?
for sure hoe, hit me up. --

-- wyd?
nothing. chilling. with shorty rock; at a bakery, about a pastry. how bout you? --

at a bakery, about a pastry by Killenhersoftly December 1, 2011

Zaykary the bakery 

Zaykary the bakery is the best world class bakery, he sells you cum bread and n word passes. He also sells dildo cakes that you can eat and in the middle of the cake there is white syrup, there are two dildo cakes the white one which is small and the black one which is giant and cost one grand.

"Bruh do you wanna go to Zaykary the bakery i heard that they got a new item in their menu"

Zaykary the bakery by LolzAykarythebaker December 2, 2019

whole bakery 

it's like "no cap" but cooler

just like saying "whole cake" except the fact that it's not only one cake but a whole bakery

person 1: yo u for real bro?
person 2: whole bakery bro

whole bakery by drinksumwater January 8, 2022

Dirty Bakery 

going into a public toilet then placing the human feces on the wall's of the cubicle and rubbing the excess onto the toilet paper and sticking it also on the walls.

have you seen the dirty bakery in the toilet block downstairs today ?

Dirty Bakery by TheManIsOnline October 5, 2010