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IKEA wobble 

(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)
I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.
IKEA wobble by helium cash February 22, 2009

speed wobbles 

When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.
I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.
speed wobbles by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

ketty wobbler 

dirty tune for when you get on sesh
ketty wobbler by Taizwobblers October 7, 2017

cock wobbler 

One who constantly wobbles or fondles the male reproductive organ.
That kid sits at his computer all day looking at porn. Fucking cock wobbler..
cock wobbler by Pabs Momoney August 20, 2003

Skibby wibbles

Damn dude you smoked all the damn skibby wibbles
Skibby wibbles by EzDax April 4, 2022

Douche Wobbler 

One who asks an incredibly stupid question for no apparent reason. This term is the only way fit to describe such folk.
Dude, you are such a douche wobbler. I am happy I'm not your friend anymore.
Douche Wobbler by tehmayor September 24, 2010