The Walk of Shame 

The trip you take when you realize that you just took a dump at a stall or bathroom with no toilet paper and need to go get some.

Dude, look at the way that guy coming out of the stall is walking! Poor guy probably needs to make the walk of shame.

I reached for a piece of toilet paper only to realize that I needed to travel on the walk of shame.

Guy 1: "Hey you're out of toilet paper!"

Guy 2: "Really? What did you use?"

Guy 1: "I had to make the walk of shame to ask you were so TP is."

Guy 2: "Dude, you smell like crap."

The Walk of Shame by n77shogun September 22, 2009

Dual Walk of Shame

The act of two individuals, clearly disheveled and regretful with heads hung, leaving a house that does not belong to either of them. Usually occurs anytime between 6 and 8AM.

Trish: "So, how was the other night?"

Brooke: "Girl, we walked out of Bonnie's spare bedroom, and she was standing right by the do' with some shit eatin' grin on her face. It was the ultimate Dual Walk of Shame."

Dual Walk of Shame by Nunya Bidnis November 5, 2010

THE WALK OF SHAME 

Discribes the walk from the exit of the public toilet to the wash basin..after have had a horrific shit, (windjammer followed by a mad session of the peebledash effect)in front of other users of the toilet

Listening to sniggers from people who are looking at you

THE WALK OF SHAME by paul January 13, 2004

The Walk of Shame 

The aftermath of ejaculation to the point of getting semen everywhere, especially your hands, thus having to walk to the sink to wash off your shameful act.

"Dude, why we're you in the bathroom so long?"

"Ugh, I just did The Walk of Shame!"

The Walk of Shame by nocturnal_potato June 11, 2014

Christmas Walk of Shame 

Christmas Walk of Shame is when you leave your parents house the day after Christmas. In pajamas at 2 o'clock in the afternoon, you walk to your car with all your unwrapped gifts. Usually, feeling down (and broke) because Christmas is over. Most of the time this includes a hangover.

"Look at that family doing the Christmas Walk of Shame."

"Ok, Mom, we are out. Thanks for everything. We are about to do the Christmas Walk of Shame."

Christmas Walk of Shame by PseudoMte December 28, 2011

Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

Christian Walk of Shame by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

Reverse walk of shame 

Leaving a females house after a long night of sex with soaked underwear in hand.

Yesterday Kurt left a girls house with his soaked underwear in hand. Ah yes the classic reverse walk of shame.

Reverse walk of shame by Mr Honda January 7, 2021