The Jersey Quiff 

Snooki's (Charcter off of the Jersey shore) hairstyle and the way women fart on jersey shore.

Yeah it's the jersey quiff it's just likes snooki's hairstyle.

The Jersey Quiff by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

feces quiff 

you shit in a girls vag and then fuck her and when she quiffs, feces shoots out

tim gave his girlfriend a chili dog and then she feces quiffed

feces quiff by the jackhammer professor May 6, 2009

Bender's Quiff

Spliff, A Rhyming Slang Version Ov A Spliff, Used To Aknowledge Smoking Of A Drug: Bender's Quiff For A Spliff

By Blue :)

Do You Wanna Come For A Bender's Quiff

Bender's Quiff by LE3 Pot Head September 10, 2009

dusty quiff

The act in which you are too old to actually queef anylonger- and a bit of dust poofs out upon quiffing. AKA a senior citizen queef.

Nancy dusty quiffs often.

dusty quiff by Kimlicious April 2, 2009

Pube Quiff

When a lady hasn't trimmed her 'garden' for a while she will take her off her knickers and occasionally her pubic hair will be arranged in a style that wouldn't look out of place on Jedward's head.

Normally found on the lowest part of the 'flaps'.

George: "When I pulled them off and saw the pube quiff I laughed so hard I farted!"

Ringo: "My wife used to wax every few weeks, now all I've got to come to is a huge pube quiff..."

Edward: "Yeah I know, it looks like a pube quiff!"

Pube Quiff by Pancooke November 16, 2010

Autotuned Quiff 

An autotuned quiff is a sound better than Ariana Grande's songs

An example
Twitter

@ArianaGrande i would better listen to an autotuned quiff than your songs

Autotuned Quiff by NoYouCantTryOnMyHijab August 1, 2017

Side-Quiff 

'Side-Quiff' - an idiotic racist that thinks his comments were 'only a joke'

"Happy Birthday, mate" he said while goosestepping a nazi salute...

"Cheers fella!".. *rolls his eyes* "What a fucking Side-Quiff .

Side-Quiff by Rosè April 22, 2021