Portland Weed

Some of the best weed you will find.

comes from as north as Vancouver B.C., and as south as Humboldt County. don't be fooled though. a lot of great stuff is grown right here in state. city never runs dry. Also the only known cure of being Portland Bored.

Sam: shit man, there's nothing to ever to do here in this shithole city.

Chris: sounds like you are Portland Bored

Sam: yeah...lets go find some Portland Weed and get glazed

by Alpha Cleezy August 18, 2006

Portland Clap

Native to the girls at the Acropolis, the Portland Clap is the classic move where a girl rubs her legs against your face while slapping her shoes together behind your head, thus creating the "clap".

"Oh man, that dancer just gave Chris the Portland Clap!"

by timmmahhhh August 24, 2011

portland dangle

The act of a man stirring another person's drink with his penis. Originating from Portland.

Rick asked me to make him a mixed drink, so I poured coke and whiskey into the cup and gave it the ole' Portland dangle.

by Danglemonster September 7, 2016

Portland Beaver Burp

When two women sicissor and one queefs into the others vagina.

Patty blew her queef (burp) into Joan's beaver while scissoring in Portland. Hence: Portland Beaver Burp

by EATME@===> December 5, 2018

Portland Hipster

Usually defined as a person who:

A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't

C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high

"Blank is such a Portland Hipster. Just look at him with his brand new bike, riding down the middle of the street drunk on PBR. It even looks like he cut his dreadlocks last night in his bathroom!"

by Lostboy23 May 10, 2009

portland frank

From the new Jackass 3.5 movie. When you wake up with mustard all over your wiener/dick/cock/penis...

John: Dude, was I really drunk last night?
Matt: Yeah you grabbed the mustard for some reason and gave yourself a portland frank all over your cock.
John: No i didn't....
Matt: Check your dick...
John: Ohhh shittttttttt.......

by SEXYcheerleaderBABE November 22, 2011

Portland State University

University located in downtown Portland, Oregon, the largest state univerity in Oregon and home of the Vikings sports teams. Was formerly called Vanport College.

I go to Portland State University and have the student loans to prove it.

by pdxkatt July 5, 2004