ass monkey

i want to break up with you.

you ass monkey

ass monkey by johnny dame February 3, 2022

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey 

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

hot monkey ocean ass 

something to describe a funky smelling room

"it smells like hot monkey ocean ass in here"

hot monkey ocean ass by thee_faith July 14, 2025

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey 

A cunt ass is an annoying mean person for which cunt and ass are no longer suitable, so they become a cunt ass.

A howler monkey is a loud ugly person who is also obnoxious.

Together, this person is extra awful.
(used for both males or females)

"That b**** just cut me off, what a cunt ass howler monkey."

Also, Joey Germain.

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey by Abby & Tori January 3, 2008

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! 

A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

Holy Ass Raping Monkey Fuck, Batman! by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 29, 2010

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey 

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a Cunt Ass Howler Monkey!!!!

Cunt Ass Howler Monkey by xturkeysx April 3, 2010

ass raping monkey farmer 

Pronounciation: ass-rape-ing-monk-ee-farm-err

A word used to describe someone of very little intelligence who also has a habit of causing you annoyance by the retarded acts they choose to perform because of their small brain cells.

'Why must you always cause me prolems you ass raping monkey farmer!'

ass raping monkey farmer by Insignia1986 April 4, 2007