The L measurement 

A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.

Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.

The L measurement by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019

w.a measurement 

A measurement western Australia’s shark fisherman to use measure sharks.
Eg. 1 normal meter would equal 2m as a w.a measurement.

Jamie “did you see my tiger? It’s was 14.3”

Callum “ yeah but that’s in w.a measurements yiu lying cunt.

w.a measurement by Thekingofsharking November 21, 2021

w.a measurement 

A measurement Western Australian shark fisherman use to measure there sharks.
Eg. 1m would equal 2m in a w.a measurement.

Jamie “hey guys, did you see my 4.3m tiger?”

Callum “yeah, but that’s w.a measurement so it doesn’t really count”

w.a measurement by Thesharkgod November 30, 2021

Having a Chalky measure 

A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on

Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me

Having a Chalky measure by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023

Dumo's unit measure 

2^e m.

"7900 Dumo's unit measures can be for a ride."

Dumo's unit measure by hydorus shui October 2, 2023

Tuscaloosa Tape Measure 

The Act of stretching one's weiner far enough to bend and measure the crack of there ass before sticking it in there butt.similar to that of a tape measure

Dude did you see rick do the Tuscaloosa tape measure?
Yeah dude that shit was gnarly

Tuscaloosa Tape Measure by Jamarifinklenut July 19, 2025