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Snapping Turtle's Head 

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !

mint out it's head 

Have you seen Martin's new car, it's "mint out it's head"
mint out it's head by Jaywb January 12, 2007

How's your head 

Elvira said it first, and then rupaul said it to miss Fame on rupauls drag race season seven. It took miss Fame quite a while to understand this joke, which is now iconic in the drag race community.
Rupaul: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Fine
*When she finally gets the joke*
Rupual: How's your head?
Miss Fame: Hasn't had any complaints!
How's your head by T_m_c_b September 17, 2017

Mario's floating head 

Exactly what it implies: the floating head of mario from the asstastic educational game, Mario Teaches Typing 2. Says many incredible, awesome things as "Imma bet you can't do this! WEEEEEEEE!" "Oh,nice computer you got here! Can I have it" and "Oh boy! Finally imma get to move onthe ground"
Inventor of the epic "Mariocise"
Mario's floating head is awesome. Apparently he wants somethingto drinkie!

pavlov's pot head 

A Person who is such a Stoner that the mere thought of weed triggers an autonomic response.

A subject of a method modeled after Pavlov's Dog experiment, involving a clink of a bong instead of a bell, marijuana instead of food and a pot head instead of a dog.
"My Stoner roommate is such a Pavlov's Pot Head, just a clink of the bong and his eyes start to water"
pavlov's pot head by Anon Anon November 17, 2013

Hailey's Heavenly Head 

Head given by girls named Hailey (Hailey I) that is heavenly.
Men: I want some head!
Hailey: Hailey's heavenly head is where it's at.
Sam: Oh wow.
Emma: Oh jesus christ!