fuck up gentlemen 

Phrase implying a condescending tone that encourages the failure of a group or individual yet the comment is aimed at an audience which makes the salute to a group more effective in general.

*friends walk in*
Person 1: "This test is going to be a bitch so I'm helping the study-group."

Person 2: "Ha I'm leaving. Fuck up gentlemen."
*slam*

fuck up gentlemen by darkguy9944 March 17, 2010

fuck up upstairs 

a term used by gordon ramsay to contestants on his show hell’s kitchen when they are being fucking horrible chefs. or when he’s really pissed off.

you fucking donkey, your fucking lazy, come here, you know what, fuck up upstairs

fuck up upstairs by mangosareanut June 17, 2019

fuck up the church money 

To fuck up the church money is to do something that causes one to lose discretionary income. For many people, tithing is something that is done once all the necessities have been covered and all the bills have been paid. Very often tithes are paid out of this remaining balance. An example of fucking up the church money is losing a wager. After paying the wager, there may be no money left to give to the church.

Paul: I bet $500 dollars on Alabama and they lost to Texas A&M.
Big Dee: That's how you fuck up the church money.

fuck up the church money by Circ Max October 17, 2021

Fuck Up of the First Order 

1) Adjective - The ultimate mistake which ends with disastrous consequences, usually involving multiple parties which were not, directly, involved in the incident. Usually, it starts with a minor, low level, bad decision.
2) Noun - A person who commits the "ultimate" mistake.

The introduction of the Africanized Bee in Brazil in 1957 created consequences that spanned across continents and devastated ecosystems. This is prime example of a "fuck up of the first order".

The person who actually released the bees, or setup the conditions where the bees where released, is also nown as a "fuck up of the first order".

Fuck Up of the First Order by John9999 October 7, 2011

Fuck Up Fairy 

An event or action which takes a turn for the worst.

Christ, the Fuck Up Fairy made a visit there.

Fuck Up Fairy by Rusty Jeffears November 1, 2008

fuck up a one car funeral procession

this is for the complete lamo that most likely doesn't have 2 brain cells to bounce together. If you think about a funeral procession, and how it takes a little bit of effort to keep it organized...now pare it down to one car, yes, just one car - the idiot him/herself.

That moron could fuck up a one car funeral procession.

fuck up a one car funeral procession by grataballi October 23, 2005

Fuck up the Bowl 

This happens when you hit the stall about a quarter second before you shit your pants, not having time to sit down all the way on the seat thus projecting fecal matter shit all over the bowl, seat and floor.

Dude, let me toss back a few humunga chungas and I'll show you how to fuck up the bowl!

Fuck up the Bowl by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009