Food 

The cure for boredom

Doctor: What seems to be the problem today?
Me:I'm bored.
Doctor: I see. I'm going to prescribe you food. Let's start you out with 2 pizzas with a big bag of chips.
Me: PERFECT!

Food by Mamawantsherfood April 6, 2017

Food 

Life. FOOD IS LIFE. AND IT GIVES LIFE.

Food. Give me food.

Food by BoltDAamazing April 10, 2017

Food 

Food is life and needs to be treated carefully.

if you have food u should give compliments before eaten

Food by ms4lifez April 21, 2017

food 

It is an almighty object. Back in the ancient days, people used to worship food. There are even more people worshipping it now. It's weird and I'm tired. Help. I love food. I would love it more if mY MOM STARTED MAKING IT ABOUT NOW. I WANT MY DINNER, MOM.

GIVE ME MY FOOD, MOM.

food by HOLA CHILD May 17, 2017

food 

THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD NOTHING MAKES ME HAPPIER EXCEPT DESTROYING TRUMPS WALL>

FOOD ID TASTY>x

food by Slayer1 youtube June 6, 2017

Food 

The best thing in the whole world

Usually all u need to get in a relationship

Guy: hey girl want to go eat sometime...on me

Girl: did u say food...MARRY ME

Food by Yaezze June 14, 2017

FOOD 

n*gga why in the fuck do you need to look up the definition of food? YOU EAT IT!

I eat my own sh*t as food.

FOOD by strawberrymilq October 13, 2017