Lucy aka ☆ Desire ☆ tends to be a dork at times and a casual alcoholic at other times. She is very loveable, very shy and very extravagant that is extremely loyal to her boyfriend who knows about the monkey mating call that is going round now instead of the moaning for guys… she is often found in her habitat which is in her bed playing Avakin life where she is happily married to her in real life boyfriend made official by the one and only Pastor Shalom. She is known by her close ally as “Sneezey” “Twat” “dork””goosey”. She loves McDonald’s fries and can even eat chicken nuggets (nuggies) by the bucket and still be violent for more nuggies after. She is known to be good at Fortnite. She also loves “drilling her nails” idk man… baseball bat baddie. Lucy is on fire, both figuratively and literally. >:)
When a strapping young lad comes to find himself sad, he reflects on his desires he may find himself in mires. The decrepit land makes him sweat from his gland. He pined and pined but to no avail, for he was male. He could not sway this limp bitch, she will not fulfill his jock itch. Sad and soulless she is worse than a sloth, the boy must clean himself with a cloth.
Brian: Ahh, damn, Jim is in love with thatlesbian girl. Too bad she won't ever like him.
Joe: Jim has a case of heterolesbianism desire I see. I'll have to suck him off again tonight.