dot book 

the ultimate evil. small notebook hanging from a shoelace containing drill sets, note to self and the occasional piece of gum that you WERE NOT chewing at practice. usually used by marching bands, colorguards and drum cores

oops. im screwed. my dot book is at home. my instructor is gonna make me push until my arms fall off

dot book by zabethnightstar December 13, 2007

personal book 

The collection of random stories that someone keeps to tell, usually to be funny, that usually aren't true.

Logan: hey man, whats up?
Robert: aww nothin, but guy, the other day i was so high, i was running down my street screaming random shit
Logan: did you get that from your personal book?

personal book by appledude69 November 1, 2009

Mexican Booby Trap 

A Mexican booby trap is when you get your partner butt ass naked laying on their floor and not within reach of any sort of object that could be used for clean up. You then proceed to take a shit on their chest. Once you have a good sized shit on their chest tell them you're going to go get something to clean it off in the bathroom. Go to the bathroom and wipe your ass. After you come back and put your clothes back on, proceed to walk out the door without saying anything or helping them clean it up. If they try to move, the shit will fall off and get everything dirty.

Greg: So did you ever end up dumping that one girl?

Jake:Yeah man, Once I was ready to dump her I decided to Mexican Booby Trap her and bail. I wonder if she ever got out of it?

Mexican Booby Trap by ope123 April 14, 2011

Analog Book 

Commonly referred to as "Books" by people of the time, these objects were used by people as their source of reading before the eBook. Operated by turning pieces of paper that contained words written in actual ink. During this time people were inconvenienced by driving downtown and checking these materials out for free at a "Public Library," which was a place that loaned books out for a 2 week period.

Guy #1) Hey, what is that?

Guy #2) It's J.D. Salinger's "Catcher in the Rye."

Guy #1) Umm, where is the On/Off switch?

Guy #2) It's an Analog Book, I just turn the pages of paper.

Guy #1) Wow, where did you get that at?

Guy #2) At the Public Library.

Analog Book by James Edward Dean January 31, 2010

book of tard 

A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.

When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.

book of tard by benthrer March 23, 2008

bookyak 

slang italian for Cunt

Jeanine Garafalo is a bookyak

bookyak by the prophet March 26, 2003

tre book 

Tre: derived from the french word tres meaning (and substituted for) the word 'very'. Except, in this context it is written phonetically and you leave out the s. (The irony makes it hip)

Book: derived from t9 predictive texting. When attempting to type the word 'cool' but t9 recognizes it as 'book'. People got lazy (people in Davis, Ca, to be exact) and left it as is, substituting 'book' for 'cool' in texts. trend eventually spread to spoken word.

-Often (but not exclusively) used sarcastically when apathetically humoring another person, but really the person doesn't give a shit.

*not to be confused with, and not in association with Green Day's drummer Tre Cool*

"great sweater!"
-"Thanks, I got it from American Apparel, half off!"
"Tre book!"

"Clear your schedules, cause i'm coming to town and it's gonna be tre book!"

"cool mumu. is that from like Urban or something?"
-"uh, no.. its from Guatemala
"international, it's definitely tre book."

"hey man wanna go smoke some potsmarijuana!??"
-"yeah totally!!...tre book"

WHAT IS TRE BOOK??? I KEEP SEEING IT ALL OVER FACBOK

tre book by s.bold January 13, 2011