Skip to main content

The Beacon 

1) A resteraunt in Spartanburg, SC. The resteraunt is mostly famous for it's (very) sweet beacon iced tea. They also have a lot of greasy food there. Even their salads are greasy. They also have good ice cream there. They are also famous for employee JC Strobel, whose famous catchphrase "CALL IT!" which he yells out when it is someone's turn to order. Instead of ordering a "deluxe" plate, they call it an "a-plenty."

2) A really good resteraunt in Spartanburg, SC. Enough said.
"I got a chili cheese a-plenty at the beacon."

Mom "I think they put way too much sugar in their tea at the beacon"
Me "Nonsense. I love it."

Out of towner "Who's that guy who keeps yelling 'Call it?'"
Me "That's JC Strobel, he's an essential cornerstone of the beacon."
The Beacon mug front
Get the The Beacon mug.
See more merch

Blue Beacon 

The stuff that falls out of your butt. Or just plainly Shit (used in a negative of Positive sense)

Old Beacon 

Beacon, New York before it was completely gentrified and the generations of families who grew up there were priced out of the city.
Remember when no one wanted to go to Old Beacon?

Remember when kids from other high schools would say “Ohhh, you’re from Beacon?”
Old Beacon by Vdubsforeal February 14, 2023

bozo beacon 

A fake social media post typically on Facebook that says buy the act of cutting and pasting the message you will be opting out of something like charges.. These typically let hackers know you are gullable and a bozo..
Channel 4 news says Facebook will be charging 4 dollars a month you can opt out buy cutting and pasting this message this a bozo beacon
bozo beacon by Cheeseman97 September 11, 2023

boomer beacon

The boomer beacon is a phenomenon when elderly people leave their smartphone flashlight on in their pocket such that there's a small light illuminating through the fabric.
God bless Todd. He turned on his phone flashlight while digging through his glove box and then proceeded to spend 45 minutes in Food Lion with his boomer beacon on.
boomer beacon by Guyon March 4, 2026

reel your beacon 

Angela: I need my child support! I'm done fucking around with you!

Gary: Reel your beacon, you'll get it!
reel your beacon by Beacon July 7, 2015

Another hand touches the beacon 

Also called a kidney stone, the beacon is a multi sided sphere around the size of a basket ball which another person touches
Him: " hey, you wanna play dnd with my new dice I found "
Me: " another hand touches the beacon