Axel is what you call a person that is so passive agresive that it is unbearable to be near that person without wanting to tear the neck out of that person
A very weird and awkward being, also reffered to as Lappen or Dickster Lappen (german: tablecloth, fattest tablecloth).
He has a habit of farting like a cow and always needs to take a shit really badly.
Axel can be easily spotted by looking at the way he walks, some say "He walks like a faggot!".
His food of choice is Kebab.
He is the most smartest sexiest guy you Will ever mest he is just amazing. If you ever meet him you should be anazed he is the best personin the hole World and can do everything he is really muscular and sexy