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GI Jose 64 

a shitty noob player on xbox live who plays shitty games and masturbates all over them he also is known for using the 2 noob guns in halo 4 and black ops 2 the plasma pistol and the B23R he is known to in halo 4 plasma shoot down banshees and rape unsuspecting men
Guy 1: aww my banshee was shot down

Guy 2: with what?

Guy 1: Plasma pistol why?

Guy 3: GI Jose 64 strikes a again!
GI Jose 64 by Savario February 13, 2013
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Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype 

The Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype is a fictional prototype of the game for the Nintendo 64, named Super Mario 64.

Not much is known about this prototype, aside from the fact it was VERY experimental, testing out new AI that Nintendo got from another Japanese company, thatallowed the game to change itself to fit one's 'Cognitive Desires', which means this prototype is different on every cartridge. Deisgn wise, it didn't look like your happy-go-lucky Super Mario game. The player model was a low poly, featureless man. The castle itself was rather eerie, with few light sources, and the basement was an elaborate mess of hallways.

Testers were called in to experiment with the technology, and it was working fine, except from one odd observation. Prolonged exposure to the basement in the prototype casued severe migraines. One tester, when Nintendo checked in on them after leaving them overnight, they were found in a delusional state, mumbling to themselves, in which they had to be wheeled away to hospital.

New testers were warned to NOT go to the basement for whatever reason.

After new testers were developing stroke-like symptoms from overexposure, Nintendo stopped new testers coming in, and cut all cartridges with the personalised AI.

If you've ever played a friend's Super Mario 64 cartridge, and felt something was off, now you know why.
Person A: Ever heard of the Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype?
Person B: ...No.
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A series about 2 teen agers captured by the evil Dr.Poque to beta test his sinister console the Mega 64. It basically downloads old games to a players brain, making the experience all to real. They are 2 guys running through Clafornia dresses up as video game charecters. Some examples are Ghost and Goblins, dig dug, tetris, and Banjo and Kazooie. It is fricken awesome, and asides from red vs blue and lewis black its the coolest thing ever.
"Whats this robot for"
Marcus-"Ill tell you what it doesn't do...and that is kill people!"

Video Game designer-"I am a little hungry"
Marcus-"there is a muffin over there"
Dr.Poque from behind wall-...No! No!
Marcus-NOOOOO!!!!! (marcus...who is a puppet...flys at the man, hitting the muffin from him)
Mega 64 by Mustache Man March 18, 2005

Ronaldinho Soccer 64 

there's no explanation, only Ronaldinho Soccer
Person 1: ayo bro have u heard tha-
*Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64 intro starts*
Person 2: oh fuck not again

the square root of 64

Used to tell someone they ATE!!!! by using a mathematical equation.

(Ate is a way of saying someone Slayed or girlbossed)
*someone on social media cresting incredible art, doing a cool stunt etc*
Comment 1: WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 64?!
Replied comments: ATEEEEEE

Service 64 

The phrase said over the counter microphone whenever a hot chick enters certain food outlets. Should the phrase be unable to be said due to a female manager out back, a common practice is to press the special button 3 times on the till, displaying a message on the kitchen order screen of the same meaning.
Chick: *enters shop*
Sales assistant: "Service 64"
Kitchen staff: *stare through the food chute in awe*
Service 64 by King of 64 March 30, 2008
If it exists, Tony Stark was able to build it in a cave, with a box of scraps. (This is a common inside refrence to a famous line in teh movie Iron Man. It's sometimes used on 4chan)
"That's a nice looking Krupp Coal Excavator. Who would have the patience to build something like that?"
"Rule 64 states: TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS."
Rule 64 by /x/ January 26, 2009