Swedeland steamer 

verb; to take a shit on another's tramp stamp.

Now that Jill has her new tattoo, she cannot wait to get her first swedeland steamer.

Swedeland steamer by Hot Carl's GF April 21, 2010

Smokey Point steamer 

You poop in a bag and put it in somebody's mouth and light it on fire.

Who wants a Smokey Point steamer?

Smokey Point steamer by Mchale Brown April 8, 2008

Vatican steamer 

A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.

"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"

Vatican steamer by felixir April 1, 2009

Steamer 

A homeless man or woman who has urinated themselves in cold weather, thereby creating a steam effect from thier pants.

"Man it's cold. Hey Steve, look at that bum over there. He's a Steamer!!!

Steamer by Vic the Dick July 25, 2006

slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

slapping stanley steamer by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009

clevland steamer 

To have sex with a girl, pee on her back and then never talk to her again

Last night I gave so girl a clevland steamer.

clevland steamer by Lia May 13, 2005

Chimney Steamer 

A Chimney Steamer is when you rip a piping hot steamer down your neighbors chimney due to their poor lawn maintenance

If the neighbors don't cut their lawn i'm going to rip them a chimney steamer and show them!

Chimney Steamer by CobraTheAsshole7 June 16, 2019