riley deck 

A bitch ass hoe that won’t FaceTime me.

Riley Deck is a WHOLE PHAG who vapes🤢 But he’s a hot mf and we should fr hang😉

riley deck by Mark Harton May 14, 2018

Riley Flaherty 

One of the strangest people in a school of freaks, stoney creek high school. Possibly autistic, she can be seen running through the halls holding all of her books. If you don't see her though, she's probably just wearing all camouflage clothing. Why? No one knows, not even the few people she talks to. With few friends, she often talks to teachers telling them shit no one gives a shit about and if they respond her tiny fetal face lights up with gratification. She is so desperate for attention that she will do anything to get even some recognition, i.e. taking assignments to the max when it is a simple presentation or crying because something slightly unfair happened (get over it you privileged white bitch you know how hard this shit is for everyone else?) Overall she is really fucking annoying, and most people at stoney have been uncomfortable because of her at least once. I'm not even going to talk about her appearance because there is no substance to that. Here's my two cents: WAKE THE FUCK UP AND REALIZE YOU ARE NOT A QUIRKY CHARACTER IN A WES ANDERSON FLICK.

Update: Someone literally just told me that she built a tower of bricks or something in a class and then it fell down while everyone else was silent and she just said "ok". WHAT THE FUCK

Student 1: Did you see that Riley Flaherty girl?
Student 2: Yeah! She ran into me doing 45 down a fucking hallway and she didn't even say anything. Do you think she's retarded?
Student 1: Don't know, don't care.

Riley Flaherty by IFUCKINGHATETHISSCHOOL June 15, 2018

riley tens 

egg.

who’s that. oh it’s riley tens. she’s irrelevant

riley tens by iRelevant August 9, 2018

Riley smith 

When a female manipulates a man to do her biddings in most scenerios it is harmless but then can break an innocent and fragily man

Did you hear about Aden, Sarah pulled a Riley Smith on him.
That bitch ass only used me for my money, what a fuckin Riley.

Riley smith by I wanna fuck your mom October 30, 2018

riley staub 

The meanest boy in the planet. He is mean and hangs up on you on FaceTime. He’s cool sometimes though.

there’s so many riley staub’s at our school.

riley staub by applebottomjeans<3 February 26, 2019

riley cole morris 

a boy who is a bitch baby and no one likes he also has a small dick and his only skill is deep throating popsicles {he is also good at being a bitch baby and he a lil snitch #bitch baby

uhh that guy over there is whining what a riley cole morris

riley cole morris by PaperMilkSteak5 March 6, 2019

Riley Kunkle 

Riley comes of a calm and chill. See doesn't worry about being popular or having a boyfriend. Riley is the most beautiful girl, beautiful blue eyes, and dirty brown hair. She most likely plays softball and is a pitcher. She is tough and could give you a mean bruise. She has a kind heart and is nice to everyone but will tear you apart if you mess with her. If you ever meet a Riley make sure not to throw away your shot. She doesn't give second chances.

guy 1- Damnnnn is that Riley Kunkle?!
guy 2- shes hot
guy 1- i heard she throws a mean fastball
guy 2- i need to grab a drink with her

Riley Kunkle by Yeeter 6000 March 15, 2019