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tuna women

This is a term used to describe women who only lie down silently during sex (and let their partner(s) do all the work).

Known in Japan as ‘maguro-onna’, which literally means ‘tuna woman’.
P1: Hey, how's your new girlfriend?
P2: Oh, she's the biggest tuna women I have ever known...
P1: Bummer.
tuna women by Wonderbagel September 14, 2013
Related Words
1) The act of assigning or discussing ones work with a colleague right when they are about to leave.

2) The act of cutting any food item into obnoxiously small pieces for one's own personal gain.

3) The act of being lathered in tuna butter.
"Bill was getting ready to meet his friends at happy hour on a thursday evening when his boss Tuna'd him with another hour of monotonous work."

"Who Tuna'd this peppermint patty?"

"It sure smells like someone got tuna'd in here today"
Tuna'd by I Love Lamp 11111 June 14, 2012

Tuna Balls

The smell that emanates from a man's testicles after he has engaged with a female in sexual activity and doesn't shower/bathe afterwards. This musky scent is an union of his and his partner's love juices that grows in potency the longer it is allowed to ferment.
Steve: How'd it go with that girl last night?
Mike: Awesome! I just went to the bathroom a minute ago and caught a whiff of my tuna balls that reminded me of her

Joe: Did you hear about Bobby? He hooked up with some girl in Miami last night and flew back to L.A. without showering. He had some cross-country tuna balls this afternoon
Tuna Balls by Talkintitty March 13, 2019

Tuna Fest 

The opposite of a sausage fest, a tuna fest is an event that is dominated by women. About a 4:1 ratio of women to men.
Person A: "Dude, my psych class is a total tuna fest. I'm like the only dude in there."

Person B: "You should drop that class and take weight lifting."

Person A: "Why?"

Person B: "Because you love weiner."

Person A: "You're right....I do love a good sausage fest."
Tuna Fest by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009

tuna scrum 

A group of several (3 or more) Lesbians, containing one or more Bulls, traveling as a group at a social function or event. Birds are to a flock, like Lesbians are to a Tuna Scrum.
While attending an LPGA event, my buddy and I were amazed at the number of Tuna Scrums wandering about.
tuna scrum by Swucker Barnhue September 22, 2005

tuna tyrant

A slang insultive term for lesbians and/or anyone you want to make laugh. This compilation of words is made humorous by "tuna" being in referrence to the odor of the vagina and "tyrant" for someone who viciously seeks a prize or is obssessed. While it is separated by other gay/lesbo insults because at first it makes no sense at all.
Tyler: Hey Riley, your an ass-bandit.
Riley: Piss off midget, you cum guzzling gutter whore.
Tyler: Shut up, you take it in the ass!
Sheri: What the hell are you guys talking about?
Riley: Hey this is our converstaion! ....you tuna tyrant.
*laughter