Tortoiseshell 

A breed of cat that usaully has brown black and orange patches all over them.

Venus the Two Faced cat is a beautiful tortoiseshell

Tortoiseshell by Poptart Rat January 25, 2019

tortoise tickler

When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.

We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.

tortoise tickler by Myspeakingpseudonym July 4, 2015

tortoise pigeons 

the humorous name for the fake Yeezy Boost 350 Turtle Doves

- Damn, I got scammed for the yeezys
- Shit man, you got the tortoise pigeons

tortoise pigeons by ibelongwithmemes0000 April 28, 2017

Tortoise 

Tortoises are horrible, disgusting abominations ruled by the tyrant Presidant of the United Testudines of America, Donald J. Tortoise. These horrid BEAST where once peaceful with the turtles and terrapins, until they suddenly attacked, why they did this is still unknown, but Presidant Donald Tortoise is proven to be a part of it by Queen Turtahl IV of the TU/Testudine Kingdom's spy's. Hopefully someday the Turtles will successfully rise against these terrible tyrants. The shibe in the gif by the way, the tortoise is taking it as a slave.

Tortoises must all burn in hell as they are corrupted far to much to ever make peace. Turtles and terrapins are godly!

Tortoise by Hi, I'm Steve May 9, 2018

Tortoise 

Woman 60 years plus on the hunt for younger man.

She is a tortoise, her new boyfriend is 22 and she is 63

Tortoise by crimson2435chin123 July 8, 2020

Tortoise 

A name given to the species usopp

"My new pet usopp (a tortoise)"

Tortoise by WildWillez December 13, 2020

Tortoise 

THE MOST BADASS ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A LIVING TANK.

"Damn do you see that guy over there who owns a tortoise?"
"Fucking badass"

Tortoise by LiverGiver February 11, 2021