beat the clock 

A horrific "game," where participants (typically adolescents with permanent erections and nothing better to do) sit together (often in formation around a focus, say a tv or computer screen) watching porn, and masturbating furiously. The criteria for "winning"/losing vary from game to game, but there can be unpleasant consequences for he who shoots before/after everyone else. Most often, however, whoever fails to shoot before the allotted time has elapsed is said to have lost.

See: bukkake

M: Heard things got pretty wild the other night, what happened?
H: They were playing beat the clock..
M: Seriously? That's really nasty.
H: Haha yeah, isn't it?
M: *sigh* .. The inhumanity..

beat the clock by dontgetavisual March 27, 2005

run out the clock 

To hit menopause without ever having kids.

Everybody thought Jane was going to run out the clock until she was pregnant at 38.

run out the clock by purplebackpack89 May 2, 2015

beat the clock 

when having sex bareback you try to hold off as long as possible before cumming inside someone because the pleasure is so good.then you pull out and shoot your load! If you cum inside you win,if you cum insdie she loses and if you pull out in time then you beat the clock

I was with my girlfriend and I tried my best to "beat the clock" unfortunately I couldn't

beat the clock by Brad-Appeal January 24, 2009

pop the clock

When a Radical Islamic terrorist blows himself up using a time bomb

Guys, Muhammad is going to "Pop the Clock" at lunch!

pop the clock by Midgetfucker999 December 18, 2018

on the clock 

when a person who normally does not act gay, acts gay for a certain period of time.

did you see chase by that guy a drink...yeh he is on the clock

on the clock by guy.... October 9, 2009

off the clock on the cock 

a phrase to usually a co-worker meaning what you do on your own time is your business

What mark and john do is their business, i mean off the clock on the cock, what ever man.......

off the clock on the cock by masterdopey October 9, 2009

Well, stop the clock!!! 

Something my teacher says.

Well, stop the clock!!!

Well, stop the clock!!! by Pop-N-Fresh December 15, 2003