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Switzerland surrender 

Spooning with your significant other with a boner, kowing it's going nowhere
We had a fight so I'm going in for a Switzerland surrender
Switzerland surrender by VinnC0 September 4, 2016

unconditional surrender 

My girlfriend asked for an unconditional surrender , so I gave her one and she found Jesus.

Crimson surrender 

When you are about to have sex with a girl who is on her period and you do not want to get blood on your erect penis. So you use her already bloody tampon as a dildo to fuck the shit out of her. Literally.
Oh shit you're on your period? Can we do a crimson surrender instead? Thanks babe you're the best!
Crimson surrender by Uuuhhh1 December 1, 2021

Seattle surrender 

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.
Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.

French Surrender 

This is a Connect-4 move, which involves the Other Player sub-consciouly surrendering to the Player by letting them get 4 horizontal tokens in a row. This move is distinct from the Norwegian Pincer due to their only being one valid spot to place the winning token. Meaning that it is entirely possible for the Other Player to block it.
"Did they just french surrender" - Player
"Did I just french surrender" - Other (French) Player

Unconditional Surrender 

I accept your unconditional surrender! You can stop by my house tonight to bring me my money and give me the credit at your discretion.
Hym "I accept your unconditional surrender. You were a fool to let your children die to try and make yourself feel like you could tell me what to do. They died entirely because of you. It is entirely your fault. You and the media pundits that participated in the cover up. You should have ignored the retard and the charlatan. You have made yourselves and your country look stupid and no amount of Hilterian lie vomiting is going to change that. You have 24 hours to bring me my money and a doctor. You can give me the credit at your leisure or discretion."