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German lawnmower 

The act of vigourously rubbing one's teeth against another's scrotum, removing hair in the process.
- Dude, how come you have pubes stuck between your teeth?
- I woke up to a teabag, and had to counter-attack with a German lawnmower.
German lawnmower by Goupil October 2, 2009

Georgia Lawnmower 

When one is receiving oral sex and the one giving the oral sex uses their teeth to rip off a potion of the receiver's pubic hairs.
If you don't shave your pubes, I will give you a Georgia Lawnmower

Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad 

Rick Mammana coined the term in his video "Making a Lawn Mower Salad John Deere" on YouTube.
The recipe is:
Run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
Collect the chopped bits
Drizzle with Mighty Cesar Salad Dressing
Guy: God I really want some salad but I have no hands with which to use a knife.
Other Guy: No problem, get out your lawnmower and we'll make some Mighty Geezer Lawnmower Salad

Mexican lawnmower 

A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.
Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?

Russian lawnmower 

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it
Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great
Russian lawnmower by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Staten Island Lawnmower 

when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower
Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower