porcelain coiler

a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.

Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.

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triple coiler

When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.

During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.

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"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"

coiler by hughmonger October 29, 2003

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A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times

You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.

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A very long bowel movement that is layered in the toilet bowl at least twice around without breaking.

"Dude, you gotta come and see this double coiler I just laid down. It's a work of ass art!"

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Ew he kissed you, I'm coiled.

Coiled by Topmomo1 May 13, 2017

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A shit made by a dog in a cold climate that comes out in an ice cream swirl fashon.

It must be cold out that dog just took a steamy coiler.

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